The hatred directed at Musk burns like a fever across the Left, a spectacle both terrible and familiar – as predictable as the way crowds once gathered beneath guillotines, their faces illuminated by the same righteous fury we see today in the blue glow of their screens.
There’s no need to worry. Haven’t you gotten used to eating sausages and cold cuts without meat, soy cheese, or imitation fresh milk that came directly from a lab somewhere?
Armed with hashtag hashtags and fueled by overwrought angst, these socially conscious Sovietistas excel at purity councils to enforce compliance with their ever-quickening dogma.