Disclaimers:
*The test is developed, certified and approved after an entirely anonymous public procurement process.
*The assignors and the author of this test declare that they do not know each other.
*The author of the test declares that they have at least a primary education, a driver’s license and a negative test for worms, which is fully in line with any laws of the United States.
*The assignors and the author of this test are currently buying adjacent five-bedroom apartments with garages and a spa, which, of course, is only a coincidence.
** And you? You enjoy reading this.
If you see a single $100 bill, what association comes to you? That this is:
- Your father’s social security payment
- The tip you had to leave at Starbucks
- The few gallons at the pump today
- I don’t get an association, I get an erection
Which politician will fix the US?
- They fixed it quite a bit, but it was dark and it wasn’t clear who they were
- Governor Newsom with his (ahem) enrichment of California laws and California itself
- The aliens
- The US is already fixed and is constantly improved on by 435 people’s representatives and 100 senators – 535 minds hard at work on betterment
If a police officer encounters a criminal of a certain demographic at a crime scene what should he do?
- Call 911
- Greet them and skirt around them
- Ask them for his share
- Give them a few bucks for tacos
If there are two cars at an intersection, which one goes first?
- The cleanest one
- The one with Human Rights Campaign stickers or Obama’08 slogans
- The black one
- The soccer mom SUV, because Karen
If your child gets hit by an SUV while it is backing up, who is to blame?
- The child according to the local court
- The child according to the SUV driver
- The child according to a cousin of the driver who saw everything
- The child, because the driver is a Kennedy
The very rabid parents of (ahem) trans kids are:
- Complex ridden
- Loud
- Paid protesters and Sorosoids
- Paid protesters and Putinoids
And our final, bonus question:
If you have two sick illegals without health insurance, which one gets admitted to the hospital first?
- The one with the larger family
- The one who beats up the doctor first
- Both simultaneously, because they are a minority
- Neither of them, because there is no hospital anymore
Answers:
If you are intelligent enough, you won’t be looking for any.
Stick to the erections.